Freshman Football Schedule

Briarcrest - August 28 - 5:30 - Home
Covington - September 4- 6:00 - Home
CBHS - September 11 - 6:00 - Home
Cordova - September 18 - 6:00 - Away
Marion, AR - September 25 - 7:00 - Far Away
MUS - October 23 - 6:00 - Away

this is kind of cute.......

HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES

(AKA, WORD LOVERS)

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Police were called to a day care where a 3-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months. A thief fell and broke his l eg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes inverse. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. A calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine. A boiled egg is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

Will's New Computer Desk

Sprinkler Park Fun!

We went to the sprinkler park this morning. Will really enjoys playing in the water. Here are some pictures.

Nana has been begging me to post some pictures of Will ever since we got back home from her house and I'm just now getting around to it. Sorry!

These are from Monday night

These are from dinner last night. He really enjoyed his baked ziti!

Pics in Miami....here we go again!!

1. On our first ride, we WON Dream Fastpasses! Only a few people out of the thousands there had these...we got to skip to the front of the line on all the major rides! We felt like VIPs!!
2. Liz and Dyl got the goofy mickey mouse ears.....PHOTO OP!!!!....in the sun as you can tell...
3. ...Wastin away again in Margaritaville...searchin for my lost shaker of salt.....some people say that theres a woman to blame....but i know.....its my own fault...!!!!!! Me and Bryan at Margaritaville Cafe!!!
3. All of us at Mallory Square.....@ sunset.....Lizzy has decided she wants to be a street performer....she got out in the middle of the crowd and started singing Best of Both Worlds...it was hilarious!!!!!

4. Us kids in front of the castle....DISNEY ROCKS!

SORRY!!!!

Sorry that I haven't called to talk to anyone or post pictures ....I just got back today and once my dad emails me the pictures I will post them.....THERE IS NO GOOD SERVICE IN THE CASCADES!!!!! The reason i didn't post pictures was because they forgot the hookup for the computer....and YALLS PICS ARE AWESOME it looks like yall had a lot of fun......

Places we went to

Yellowstone Scotts Bluff
Beavercreeck
Grand Teton
Oregon trail
columbia river
Mt. Rushmore
Chimney Rock
Oak Harbor (NAVY BASE)
Lake Chelan
Badlands
Pony Express trail
This 1800's Town
(Old Faithful)
Corn Palace
Buffalo sumthing
and many more



NORTH PEOPLE JOKE.....
Well, we went to a restaurant and asked for hot sause and well....(the food was very plain..)and she comes back with tobassco sauce and says we dont have hot sauce but we have tobassco sause..(in case you didnt know ...THAT IS HOT SAUCE...)

In Memphis , the cops catch bad boys....
In Wyoming , the cops catch bad bulls.........when we were in wyoming, there was a bull running down the road..

Love yall

Volleyball For St. Benedict

Date Opponent Time:Freshman/JV/Varsity Location

8/25 Collierville 4:00/5:00/6:00 Home
8/27 Hutchison 4/5/6 Home
8/28 ECS none/5/6 Away
9/4 Bolton 4:30/5:30/none Home
9/9 Houston 4/5/6 Away
9/11 St.Marys none/5/6 Home
9/16 St. Agnes none/5/6 Away
9/18 Hutchison 4/5/6 Away
9/22 Harding none/5/6 Away
9/23 ECS none/5/6 Home
9/25 Briarcrest 4:30/5:30/6:30 Home
9/30 St. Marys none/5/6 Away
10/2 Braircrest 4:30/5:30/6:30 Away
10/7 Collierville 4/5/6 Away
10/9 St. Agnes none/5/6 Home

Perkins Pack

Has everyone signed up for that yet?

Josh and Melissa

How about an update on what is going on in your world? Tell us about Josh's new church, your new job, etc........

wish you guys could have been down with the rest of the crew.......

More pictures from vacation

Nick after a strike in Wii bowling!


Ben is solid in his bowling.


Matt and his favorite cousin.


Rachel and Sarah. Hola!


Hatchers.


Karen now has an excuse to get on the merry go round.


Will petting a TURKEY at the Miami Zoo.



Will petting a pig at the Miami Zoo.


Will feeding the giraffe at the zoo. Pretty cool.


Schuman clan. Check out Nick!



Will's first time at the bench. Not sure about the waves right now.


Nana and Will. He is on an alligator. The alligator is sleeping so he was ok.


Smiling at Nana! He loves his nana.


Man he is good looking!


Checking out the fish!

More Vacation Pictures

Here are some more vacation pictures. I hope you enjoy them!

At the Florida Marlins game

Hanging out at the house

Key West

John Pennekamp State Park

Poker Night!

Hanging out at the house again